http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/feed/? Latest topics Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:52:56 GMT 10 http://i40.servimg.com/u/f40/12/90/20/72/bindas11.jpg http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/feed/? http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/announcements-f5/deadline-10-users-t25.htm Admin
I will start posting new jokes on this site everyday as soon as there are 30 registered users.

So please register free and also tell others to register.

Thank you]]> Announcements Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:52:56 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/announcements-f5/deadline-10-users-t25.htm#25 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/announcements-f5/deadline-10-users-t25.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/radio-show-t24.htm Admin Just keep in mind this was on live radio.... On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they're married or in a serious relationship. If yes, then this person is asked three very personal questions and the significant other's name and work phone number. If the significant other answers correctly, then they are winners. This particular day it got interesting: DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate Match"? Contestant: ... Adult jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:32:52 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/radio-show-t24.htm#24 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/radio-show-t24.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/100th-birthday-of-gradma-t23.htm Admin The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:22:31 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/100th-birthday-of-gradma-t23.htm#23 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/100th-birthday-of-gradma-t23.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/parrot-sex-t22.htm Admin
The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."]]> Adult jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:20:30 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/parrot-sex-t22.htm#22 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/adult-jokes-f3/parrot-sex-t22.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/13-biggest-lies-t21.htm Admin 13. The check is in the mail. 12. You get this one, I'll pay next time. 11. You look great. 10. Of course I love you. 9. It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. 8. ...but we can still be good friends. 7. She means nothing to me. 6. Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty." 5. Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. 4. I'll call you later. 3. I've never done anything like this before. 2. ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:17:46 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/13-biggest-lies-t21.htm#21 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/13-biggest-lies-t21.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/body-t20.htm Admin This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:14:59 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/body-t20.htm#20 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/body-t20.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/3-men-t19.htm Admin 3 men were walking home to there house one summer. They all lived right next to each other. All 3 of them had a large swimming pool. They were just getting ready to dive into the pool, when a genie popped out in front of them. "It's your lucky day!" said the genie. "Just jump and say whatever drink you want, and the pool water will turn into it." The first man jumped and said "Budweiser!" and he jumped into a pool of Budweiser. The second man jumped ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:13:47 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/3-men-t19.htm#19 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/3-men-t19.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/vaccum-cleaner-salesman-t18.htm Admin A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:11:58 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/vaccum-cleaner-salesman-t18.htm#18 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/vaccum-cleaner-salesman-t18.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/what-grandmothers-care-about-t17.htm Admin A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to sea. The horrified woman fell to her knees, raised her eyes to the heavens and begged the Lord to return her beloved grandson. Lo, another wave reared up and deposited the stunned child on the sand before her. The grandmother looked the boy over carefully. He was fine. But still she stared up angrily toward the heavens. "When ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:09:29 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/what-grandmothers-care-about-t17.htm#17 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/what-grandmothers-care-about-t17.htm http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/divorce-t16.htm Admin A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell ... Small paragraph jokes Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:07:58 GMT http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/divorce-t16.htm#16 http://bindassonline.niceboard.net/small-paragraph-jokes-f1/divorce-t16.htm